Cupcake jokes

What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

What did the cupcake tell its frosting?

I’d be muffin without you.

You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."

My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"