Cripple Jokes

What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)

how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection

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So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.

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I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket

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what do you call a cripple convention? a salad.

what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself

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What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?

A dead cripple

The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed

What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"

Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression