What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
Cripple Jokes
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
knock knock
whos there
crippling Depression
crippling Depression wh--
ME
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
What do you call a crippled man. Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh
I ran over some Crippled kids i told to walk it off
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a crippled terrorist An RC-XD
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
louie
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
