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Cripple Jokes
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
