Cripple

Cripple Jokes

Man

What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!

Depression

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Dashboard

So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.

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  • Accident

    I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

    Hawking

    Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.

    Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.

    Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.

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  • Guy

    I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.

    Kid

    I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!

    Man

    What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

    "Why not you stand up for yourself?"

    Woman

    What has 2 arms but no legs?

    A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

    Depression

    Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

    Depression

    Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

    Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

    Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.