What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
What do you call a crippled terrorist An RC-XD
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
