Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
Why do orphans have criminal records? So they can be wanted.
Oh Sh**! I'm late for y interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
