what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.