Don’t be racist racism is a crime and crime is for black people
only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes r his jokes
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"