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The Unobservant Couple

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

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Listen up, dummy! So, this dude Ted Bundy, right? He's a real bad guy who offed people. He dumps a body, and some poor sap steps on it. Instead of being all "Oh my god, a dead body!", the dude and his girl just bolt! Then, Ted Bundy brags about how dumb they were, and how they helped him get away with it. That's the joke. You are as dumb as that couple, ya hear?

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Couple must of been pissed to not get yo fill their necrofetish