They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the π love of your life!π and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!π
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
Bully (π): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (π) : Um...a dog...a doll...and a credit card.
Bully(π‘): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (π): Sorry, what???
Bully (π€£): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Gwen sassy: Hi here my credit card don't get it wet it is to much! Unknown: Okay! Gwen sassy: Man I am late can you move a long! Much! Unknown wispering: Sexy!
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? Sheβs now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
