What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄
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Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
What does a cow watch
Moootube
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
