Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.
of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
