Cosby

Cosby jokes

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

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  • What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

    Aliens vs. Predator

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  • What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

    The “cold and passed out” kind.

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