Cosby jokes
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Stonk
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.