Cosby jokes

"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."

- Bill Cosby

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?

Netflix and pill.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"

Alien vs Predator.

Cosby vs E.T.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty.