Corrections

Corrections Jokes

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

DEFORMED MAN TOILET

Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

How can Canada be one of the most educated countries, when Canadians are unable to correctly spell analyse, programme, and aluminium?

11th of September is considered 9/11 in America, The twin towers, fell on 9/11 in 2001, But to call an emergency in America you dial 911! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ You could say they dialled that correctly

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell legalise and programme correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, theyโ€™re deemed cured and free to go.

Jon was called into the doctorโ€™s office first and asked if he understood that heโ€™d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, โ€žJon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?โ€œ Jon said, โ€žIโ€™d be half blind.โ€œ โ€žThatโ€™s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?โ€œ โ€žIโ€™d be completely blind.โ€œ The doctor stood up, shook Jonโ€™s hand, and told him he was free.

On Jonโ€™s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, โ€žWhat would happen if I cut off one ear?โ€œ Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, โ€žIโ€™d be half blind.โ€œ The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. โ€žWhat if I cut off the other ear?โ€œ โ€žIโ€™d be completely blind,โ€œ Amanpreet answered. โ€žAmanpreet, can you explain how youโ€™d be *blind*?โ€œ โ€žMy hat would fall down over my eyes.โ€œ

If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well, cause it was shitty trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the pres down. Also hang Mike pence!