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Fish

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.
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    • Homeless

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
    • A white sign or poster, possibly on public transport, displays the text "We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025." In the bottom right corner, there is a logo of the Union Jack flag with the word "Conservatives" underneath it.
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    • Gulag

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a headline from an Op-Ed piece with a picture of an old wooden cabin and a man with a white beard. The text reads: "Op-Ed: Today's Youth Simply Don't Have The Work Ethic To Build The Gulags Needed For Their Communist Ideals."
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    • Instagram

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"
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    Hijab

    Cosmo idk · 10 months ago
    • A digital screenshot of a satirical news article titled 'Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid's Tale Outfits, Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab'. The image shows Peggy Flanagan wearing a black hijab and holding a microphone, standing next to a man and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. The date on the article is Dec 31, 2025.
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    Political extremism

    Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago
    • A white background meme featuring stick figures. On the left, a large, aggressive-looking stick figure with a wide, jagged smile, wearing a red and black shirt with a yellow earring, holds a lit Molotov cocktail. Above it, text reads: "It's over, conservatives. We're going to destroy the government, eat the rich, slaughter police and abolish gender and religion." Below this figure, smaller text says: "Wow that's mean :( We just want free healthcare :(". On the right, a smaller, simpler stick figure with a sad, resigned expression says: "Ok I guess I'll fight you".
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    • Fantasy

    Anonymous · 5 years ago

    • If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

    Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

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