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46 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
A white sign with black text on a dark post. The top of the image has text "Ocean's closed for business". The sign itself has a large bold heading "Please do not fuck the fish" and lists bullet points: "It can make them sick", "They may bite you", "It changes their behaviour", and "There's plenty of squirrels in the forest if you really need a fleshlight". Below the bullet points, it says "Please help protect the fish and keep the marine reserve natural". At the very bottom, it reads "Department of Conservation Te Papa Atawhai". On the left side of the sign, there's a small graphic of a hand holding a fish with a prohibition symbol over it, and text "yeetbob.yeetpants" vertically along the edge.
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    • Instagram

    14 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    An anonymous 4chan user posts a hypothetical question. The image includes a picture of Ben Shapiro. The text reads: "Let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that I have a secret Instagram where I crossdress and sissify myself. How would this contradict my Judeo-Christian Conservative values? Even if a few businessmen fucked my bussy, how would this diminish my political views?"
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    • Gulag

    6 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a headline from an Op-Ed piece with a picture of an old wooden cabin and a man with a white beard. The text reads: "Op-Ed: Today's Youth Simply Don't Have The Work Ethic To Build The Gulags Needed For Their Communist Ideals."
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    • Outfit

    208 views · Cosmo idk · 3 months ago
    A digital screenshot of a satirical news article titled 'Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid's Tale Outfits, Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab'. The image shows Peggy Flanagan wearing a black hijab and holding a microphone, standing next to a man and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. The date on the article is Dec 31, 2025.
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    • Political extremism

    23 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago
    A white background meme featuring stick figures. On the left, a large, aggressive-looking stick figure with a wide, jagged smile, wearing a red and black shirt with a yellow earring, holds a lit Molotov cocktail. Above it, text reads: "It's over, conservatives. We're going to destroy the government, eat the rich, slaughter police and abolish gender and religion." Below this figure, smaller text says: "Wow that's mean :( We just want free healthcare :(". On the right, a smaller, simpler stick figure with a sad, resigned expression says: "Ok I guess I'll fight you".
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    • Recycling

    21 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

    I would tell you a recycling joke.

    But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

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