Conceiver jokes
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
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