Conceiver jokes

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, Dad.

Dad: No problem, Quarantine.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"