Computer jokes

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

Why was the computer late to work?

Because it had a hard drive!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.