Comparison

Comparison Jokes

Ex

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

Guy

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Difference

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

World

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

Life

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Yo mama

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Mouth

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Mop

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

Insult

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Depth

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

9/11

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Drug Cartel

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

Bender

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.