What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a
your mouth looks like it came from the commercials
health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona
