Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
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What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
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I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
