Click jokes

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

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Oh, and like!

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

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I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.