Click jokes

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

Oh, and like!

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Please check your spelling before clicking "Submit". Thank you for your entry. ❤

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What can a mouse do?

He clicks.