Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Priest
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
