Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What do McDonald's and priests have in common... They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
