HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."