What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Clergy Jokes
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
