Clergy jokes
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.