Clergy jokes
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
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Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.