Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common... They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
