Cleaner

Cleaner Jokes

Salesman

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Blonde

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

Shit

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Difference

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

Blonde

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

Dad

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!

Sheet

So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"