Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself. ", Well I hope Ur hungry I replied, cos they cut off my electric this morning"
What do you call an Indian in a shower. A cleaner
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner but it sucks.
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
She needs a flat surface cleaner
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner......
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... It's just collecting dust.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.
If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
What camel has 3 humps?....a pregnant one -window cleaner laugh-
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"
