I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Classroom Jokes
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
I miss school so much.
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
At school, I love to have fun!
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
I love school.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
