Circus jokes

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.

A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

When you realize the person reading this is a clown.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?

Because he was cutting in line!

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!