Circus jokes

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?

Because he was cutting in line!

How do you get a clown off your swing?

You shoot it.

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.