The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
Ur mama so ugly when she went to the circus they thought she was pennywise mom.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer nothing because when the lion tamer whipped the lion the lion killed him
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.
Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
When you realize the person reading this is a clown
I’m at the circus, Noah O’Brien
