Circumference jokes
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
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How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.