There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
Q: how do you get 10 babies in a trashcan A: With a blender Q: how do you get them out A: chips
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
Hey Jonny you can buy a...
Pun o chips at the store
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
