Chip

Chip Jokes

Baby

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

Abortion

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

Baby

How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Edible

Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"

Dentist

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

Cut

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.

Food

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

Wordplay

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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