Seam jokes
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
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I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
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Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.