Seam jokes

My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

What do you call a crease join?

Hahaha

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.