Seam jokes
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Sam from Bow.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.