Childhood jokes
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.