Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"