Orphan, sorry.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. π
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
