Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
yo dad went to get milk and still hasint came back 10 years later !!!!!!!!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
Because they donโt know where home is.
Teacher: โIf you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?โ
Johnny: โA new bike!โ
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. โI donโt want to know!โ Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. โOh, Pop,โ Johnny sobbed, โFor me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if youโre telling me now that grownups donโt really have sex, Iโve got nothing left to live for!โ
