Childhood jokes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Orphan, sorry.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂