Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
