Chew chew jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?