Chew chew jokes

Which train is loaded with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

How does a train eat?

"Chew chew!"

What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?

Chew-chew train! Hee hee!

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

What do you call a train that likes toffee?

A chew-chew train.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"