Cheesus jokes
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.