Cheer Jokes

i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

when you suffer from deppresion and some tells you to just cheer up god damn why didnt i think of that

Why can't a orphan play basketball

Because no one will be cheering them on

Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!

i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day

i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog

clap em sis!

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

To start im a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden

I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why

By the way he was an orphan

A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender can squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time Weight Lifters, Lumberjacks, men in the Army, and Etc. But still, nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet". After the laughter had died down the bartender said "okay" and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to Total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack a weight lifter or what?". The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS".