I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?
my donation to the orphanage :)
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why can’t s Orphan play baseball because it can’t find home
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
