me: says to kid at adoption center you adopted me and kid: hug
thought this sight needed a little bit of nice jokes
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
I think if the center of the earth froze, it'd be pretty hard core.
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??
I don't know, I just fly the drone
Why can't Americans trade with other countries, we lost the trading center
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
