What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
I think if the center of the earth froze, it'd be pretty hard core.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
when your in the world trade center and you connect to airplane wifi
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
Look, it’s the dead center of town!
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
When I was born I saw you. At the adoption center alone.that day your dad got milk.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
