Center Jokes

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it'd be pretty hard core.

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YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away

Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center

Look, it’s the dead center of town!

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho

You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? 🤔

when your in the world trade center and you connect to airplane wifi

It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..

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What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely