Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it'd be pretty hard core.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
YO LIFE so miserable the adoption center wouldnt sell you just give you away
even the world trade center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass
Look, it's the dead center of town!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
