Center jokes
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
GF be like...
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Look, it's the dead center of town!
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.