Center

Center Jokes

Man

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.

Stripper

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

Sex

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

Plane

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

Charity

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

Ugliness

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

Tower

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Right

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Autism

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Science

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Office

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

World Trade Center

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.