Center jokes
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)