A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Center Jokes
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
