Celebrity scandal jokes

What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?

Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"You have a great singer inside you."