Catch jokes

What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch.

Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.