Clutch jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.