Intercept jokes

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*