Car Accident jokes

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?

A: She hit an ambulance.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...