So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Q: why did sally survive the car accident A: she hit an ambulance
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
