why cant orphans work a McDonalds ? cause they call their employees family
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
why cant a orphan play football cause they cant find home or return.
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now
we cant go under..... we cant go over...oh no we got to go thought it!
Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized
why cant orphans play baseball? because the cant make to home
Why cant orphans play baseball? cause they cant get a home run
Why cant orphans play gta beacause there not wanted
why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
What's black and yellow and cant swim?
- A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Why cant orphans use phones because they don't know where the home button is
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
whats black and yellow and cant swim a bus full of orphanes
why cant orphans play cricket? cuz they dont know where the home is
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...
Carrots????
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
One day little johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked what is that daddy. Dad"Oh that's my snake." The next day little johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and askes what is that mom says"that's my bushes" the next day Little johnny cant sleeps so he goes into his parents room and asks dad why is your snake going into moms bushes.
what type of deer can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
