Cant jokes

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

'Cause they are dead.

How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.

Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)

How do Chinese people play in Spy?

They can't.

Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.

A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!