Cant jokes
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.