Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆