Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.