Cant jokes

Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?

It's between cheeks at the moment.

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."

The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"

The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."

The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"

She says, "Vinegar and water."

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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  • Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.