Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!