Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.