Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."