Cant jokes
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.
They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.