Cant jokes
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!